today, what i saw:

this morning i saw two third grade boys fighting over a Kwanzaa book during their library check out time.

i just pulled out my drawing pad from high school. i am going to start drawing again.

cracks me up every time

cracks me up every time

today, what i heard:

“can you watch these kids over here in the library?”

“why don’t we just send the kids to their classrooms?”

“because the teachers aren’t ready.”

“after a week of bringing in the kids early, don’t you think the teachers would be ready?”

a fifth grader asking me, “hey, you got a buzz lightyear movie?”

today, what i heard:

a fourth grader singing “smoke on the water” while walking down the hallway

this is what i get to watch in my college earth science class

today, what i heard:

two fifth graders:

“do you have a quarter?”

“no, but if i did, i wouldn’t spend it on you”

regardless:

suicidewatch:

scandyfactory: