December 2011
1 post
3 tags
November 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
fishy:
Sometimes, things are bad and I think, I could use some wine and friends and then I’ll be ok. This is not one of those times. Tomorrow I plan on seeking out the good things in the world - the best of humanity - because tonight we very clearly saw the worst.
4 tags
today, what i heard:
from a 2nd grader, “i want to cross the river on a ladybug!”
from a 4th grader, “i’m doing much better this year. i’ve had no referals.”
from a 5th grader, “tag, you’re it, no tag backs.”
April 2011
2 posts
today, what i heard:
“someone stole my hair dryer, heh heh heh”
“every time i log on to my computer, it says i have a virus”
“i heard you are graduating? congratulations”
March 2011
3 posts
today, what i heard:
“oh, i have that same poster. do you like justin bieber?”
“no, not really. do you?”
“yeah i do”
“she’s a unicorn”
“how do you get this thing to play videos?”
The Nuggets just beat the Bobcats by FORTY! Seven Nuggets players scored in double-figures, all 12 active guys played and scored, and the team combined to dish out 34 assists. Final score: Denver 120 - Charlotte 80. Can You Feel It?!
today, what i heard:
“the timer is off, be quiet”
“this is ridiculous jay”
“hey what’s up bro?”
“help, my tool bar is missing from my computer”
February 2011
1 post
today, what i heard:
The lunch ladies talking about how they want to be cremated…
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
3 posts
1 tag
today, what i heard:
I was working in a kindergarten class today..
“who wants to be batman?”
“i am a ninja”
“who wants to be a princess?”
“they hitted again with swords”
October 2010
2 posts
the news paper was just delivered. its 3:43 am. i...
September 2010
2 posts
today, what i heard:
“i’m gonna call you up to my house so we can wax some squirrels! don’t worry, i have two shovels.”
“it’s bob the builder. get your facts straight.”
I just used Justin Bieber’s music as a threat in my class….!!
August 2010
5 posts
today, what i heard:
“look at this pencil. it’s solid yellow”
“i’m going to bring you an apple. or maybe some carrots”
“you want to listen to hannah montana and justin bieber”
May 2010
5 posts
today, what i heard:
“i’m not being shot by french fries”
“i cant wait until boot camp where i won’t have a phone”
“i’m wrong. i’m not pissed off. you’re right. now argue about it”
1 tag
today, what i read:
Your Pro Account is going to expire on 14th of May. That’s in 4 days!
April 2010
6 posts
today, what i heard:
“i feel like oprah. i feel like i should be passing out bmw’s.”
“you had an afro?”
“i am jealous. its chicken nuggets.”
“the video fetal development is due today at 1.”
today, what i heard:
“you need to tell them not to put the remote on the cable box because it needs ventilation and could start a fire”
“for future reference, this is the door”
“you can’t do that, you gotta give them a wedgie”
today, what i heard:
“ew, it’s cold in here”
“is it okay that we have these tissues?”
“there is no phones or internet!”
“someone cut a cord over the weekend”
“it was so hot yesterday”
March 2010
5 posts
tonight, what i heard on tv:
“bad boys bad boys watchu gonna do watchu gonna do when they come for you”
“makes you wanna beat your mama”
“can’t get enough of that funky stuff”
today, what i heard:
“i hate puke.”
“a kid puked in our classroom.”
“oh! the war.”
“can you move that computer out of my room?”
“can we go on nickelodeon?”
“it’s not my job to keep track of your balls”
today, what i heard:
“who is john mayer? the mayor?”
“the help desk does not want us to call.”
“i lied, i do need you to proctor the csap.”
“can you tear me off 150 feet of butcher paper? its for the time line”
February 2010
8 posts
today, what i heard:
an old man volunteering in the school library let one rip. loudly too!
today i was denied a high five by a kindergartener…
